P.T. Barnum supposedly said "There's a sucker born every minute", and many HVAC contractors seem to believe
that to be true. As with any home repair service, you need to turn on the BS detector and keep a keen eye on it
when deciding who to call. And don't forget what your daddy told you - if it looks too good to be true, it probably is!
I'm sure you've seen the ads - "Crazy Contractor Gives Away Furnace!!!". It's a
quarter-page ad (or bigger), in big bold print, and there's usually a picture of
the contractor. The ad goes on to tell the story that the contractor has over-bought
furnaces and must now give away 18 (or 12, or 26 - you pick the number) furnaces
to make room for an incoming shipment, or to try and keep their installers working,
or some other ridiculous reason. Sometimes, they'll even strike out the number and
replace it with a lower one, which is apparently supposed to make you believe that
someone had bought a new system just before the ad went to print! What a miracle!
If you believe this, then you deserve what you get. No legitimate contractor will
begin a relationship with a customer by lying about their service, and that's exactly
what this is. Furnaces are expensive, and no one can afford to give away something
like that and stay in business. If you compare their price with other qualified
contractors in the area, you'll find that the cost of the new system - which includes
the FREE furnace - is the same (or more) than other legitimate contractors who are
NOT giving away a furnace. So you're left to assume that either (a) the Crazy Contractor
is lying to you or (b) everyone else is significantly overcharing you. You make
the call!
This one is legit. Their Service Call will only cost you $29.95. And then they'll
charge you a $25.00 trip charge, and a $15.00 fuel surcharge, a $20.00 maintenance fee, and before you know it,
that $29.95 Service Call has balloned to well over $100 - and that's BEFORE they actually diagnose or repair the system!
No legitimate contractor can charge you $29.95 and make a profit. Even a decent
used truck costs over $15,000, and it's loaded with $10,000+ in parts and tools.
The Technician is making at least $15.00/hr (if not significantly more), and fuel
is running about $3 a gallon - and then you get into insurance, office expenses,
and other overhead. In the Augusta GA area, even a small companay's cost of driving
to your door is about $45.00, so just by arriving at your home, they've lost at
least $15.00. No company can stay in business like that, and you can bet they're
making it up somewhere else - and lying to you to boot!
Again, this is a contractor who is starting off their relationship with you by lying
to you. No business can survive by losing $15.00 on every call, so they must make
it up somewhere - and that's done by charging all those extra fees.
This is similar to the $29.95 scam above. If the company isn't on time, you are
given credit for the "service fee", which is usually around $20 - $30 dollars. The
rest of the fees and charges are still in place, and you can almost bet they'll
make up that "service fee" somewhere else.
Your service company comes out and replaces your condenser motor. The system still
doesn't work, so you call them back. They of course return to your home, refund
your money for the first repair, and then perform all other needed repairs FOR FREE!!!
If you believe that one, then you're more gullible than I thought. Assuming the
motor they installed is functioning, then the repair they performed is STILL WORKING
- you now simply have another problem, and that one's gonna cost you as well. Any
legitimate contractor stands behind their work, and they don't need some gimmicky
catch phrase to let you know this. If they install a motor and it dies within the
warranty period, they'll replace it for you at no charge. That's called "ethics",
and a legitimate business should be practicing that anyway.
This one can be trickier. In some cases, the company will not charge an overtime
charge - because their regular rates are high enough to make that unnecessary! In
other cases, the company won't charge you more for the service fee, but their labor
rates will be higher. In other cases, they'll just make up the difference by tacking
on higher prices to parts and such.
To be fair, however, there are some very small companies around who charge reasonable
rates, and who don't charge for overtime. Most of those are startups who are trying
to build a client base, and that's fine. It's when you see the big flashy ads where
they blare the "NO OVERTIME" banner that your BS radar should be going crazy!